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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

the worst thing global warming will do.

sometimes i wonder if global warming is the best name for the theory. there are so many things they say global warming is going to do. they say that global warming has caused an increase in sea surface temperatures. ice to melt in the arctic and at Greenland. they say it will cause droughts and flooding. if that even makes sense. i believe how it is going to work is that your going to be on top of your roof with water all around you but right by your crops there will be an invisible wall keeping the water out like in exodus with Moses. they say global warming will cause water levels to rise. they also say it will cause porcupines to lose there spikes and that sharks will become more vicious. other then that they say global warming will cause an increase in killer jellyfish, an increase in starfish, an increase in stray cats teenage drinking (that actually makes sense; teenagers will find any reason to drink.) increase in poison ivy and disease. it is blamed for Katrina and the 2001 tsunami. they say it will lead to an increase in hurricanes and tsunamis. they also say it will lead to starvation and poverty. as you can see global warming is blamed for just about everything but i was thinking the other day that there is one more thing that global warming will lead to and trust me it is worse then anything else on this list. i realized global warming could potentially lead to an increase in scientists! i know i know that is frightening but it gets worse so be prepared, because it could also lead to an increase in interest in science! i know its frightening so we must stop global warming so we can stop this tragedy.

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