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Showing posts with label global whining. Show all posts
Showing posts with label global whining. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

the worst thing global warming will do.

sometimes i wonder if global warming is the best name for the theory. there are so many things they say global warming is going to do. they say that global warming has caused an increase in sea surface temperatures. ice to melt in the arctic and at Greenland. they say it will cause droughts and flooding. if that even makes sense. i believe how it is going to work is that your going to be on top of your roof with water all around you but right by your crops there will be an invisible wall keeping the water out like in exodus with Moses. they say global warming will cause water levels to rise. they also say it will cause porcupines to lose there spikes and that sharks will become more vicious. other then that they say global warming will cause an increase in killer jellyfish, an increase in starfish, an increase in stray cats teenage drinking (that actually makes sense; teenagers will find any reason to drink.) increase in poison ivy and disease. it is blamed for Katrina and the 2001 tsunami. they say it will lead to an increase in hurricanes and tsunamis. they also say it will lead to starvation and poverty. as you can see global warming is blamed for just about everything but i was thinking the other day that there is one more thing that global warming will lead to and trust me it is worse then anything else on this list. i realized global warming could potentially lead to an increase in scientists! i know i know that is frightening but it gets worse so be prepared, because it could also lead to an increase in interest in science! i know its frightening so we must stop global warming so we can stop this tragedy.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

global warming or global whining?

why does everyone today seem to believe in global warming? i mean if it really is warming then why hasn't it been warming? its true. the global temperatures havent gone up since 1998 and are expected not to go up until 2030! want here some more history? did you know that in 1924 scientists came up with a theory known as global cooling. then in 1939 scientists changed the theory to global warming only to change it back to global cooling in 1972. then they decided that they were right to change it in 1984 when they changed the theory back to global warming. but since global warming is about science and not history let me tell you some science about it. first off you know how they tell you that the ice is melting? well i would like you first off to know that the antartic you know that huge continent that holds 90% of all the ice? yeah there not talking about antartic melting because actually the antartic is expanding! let me repeat that EXPANDING! they normally talk about greenland and the artic up north. and greenlands ice aint that much of a problem. at the melting speed of 25 cubic miles a year it will take over 1,000 years for all the ice to mtelt. i mean im not saying the planet hasnt warmed but i think the name DANGEROUS anthropagenic global warming might be a little excessive dont you think? also you have to question whether global warming is even really man made. first off you have to consider the cosmic ray theory a commonly excepted theory. i cant fully explain it to you, but i can tell you that if the theory is correct then it would prove the sun would be responsible for anywere from 25 to 75 percent of all heating. i know its strange the sun might actually have something to do with heating. also you must cosider how almost every chemical responsible for global warming is created more by nature then by people. take carbon dioxide. did you know that people are only responsible for 6% of all co2 emmisions. a couple trees falling in the forest creates more co2 per year then you do. then take methane. cows burp more methane then we create! then consider solfate aerosal. sure a lot of it is created by people when we burn fossil fuels but did you know it is temporary and goes away quite quickly. why do people believe in global warming? honestly.